Well, Lu Yu (陆羽) the so-called “God of Tea”, must have been watching over me. Strangely, without a sound in the night, the hornets’ nest vanished. Well, not vanished exactly…something or someone took the nest away without damaging the tea plant at all. The only evidence left was a few trampled irises and a short trail of wasp-paper flakes. Strange, but I’m not going to look a gift wasp-free tea plant in the, er, mouth?